Ok, after the appeal and protest work, you are positive. You don’t even have to seduce. You say your lines and directly block in front of Zhu Mao. You dodge me and push my hand with you. I lift my hat and block your face. Zhu Mao can’t play again.
"You’re stealing the show."
"I rob play I don’t even face what I take rob play?
This koo’s little eyes are angry and pretentious, and his little appearance makes people laugh. Then Zhu Mao will make rules again.
Don’t move
Come on, and drew a circle for me.
If I can’t get out of this circle, I can still trick myself into adding a circle to myself. I’m sweating and rubbing, and I’m taking a shower.
"You can’t touch."
"Why did I move?"
"Do you know that when you make this move, everyone will look at you and stop looking at me?"
"Oh, you can control who the audience likes to watch?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha"
This cynical attitude, funny body movements, made the audience laugh, and at the same time, the mouth was not forgiving.
There is really no way for Zhu Mao to persuade Yan.
"You don’t know your conditions. You said that your conditions are great. You let everyone have a look at this nose, eyes and head. It took thousands of years to get one."
Just when Chen was smug, he boasted a knife and went straight into his heart.
Zhu "The image like you is petty theft, illegal traders and hooligans. Just don’t play and poke there."
Chen glared and cried, "It took thousands of years to produce such a thing."
A hilarious laugh
"poof, this thing has been produced for thousands of years."
"Ha ha, I can’t. That’s funny."
"This is amazing."
Well, it’s amazing. It’s still too young, and then it shows a classic baggage.
Just poke the pole there.
No problem, I’ll continue to play as you want, and I’ll just poke it there and not move, and I can still stir up the play.
"Talk to me."
"Can your pole talk?"
You can stop your mouth with your own words at any time.
"If you want me to raise my hand, you will fall."
"what"
"That is my marksmanship.
"yeah"
Then Laomao fell down without a gun.
"I don’t have a gun yet. Why did you fall down?"
"Oh, it doesn’t seem that your marksmanship is accurate."
With a mean expression after success, Xiao Cong seems to be saying, Lao Mao, how good I am to cooperate with you. Why aren’t you satisfied?
The audience clapped their thighs and applauded.
"Ha ha ha ha"
"It was so well played that he played the role."
Finally, in Chen Si’s various clever tricks, Zhu Mao ignited the loudest burden fuse of the story and the last big conflict, agreeing to exchange roles with Chen Si.
And even two people changing clothes is a joke. After Zhu Mao changed clothes,
"You said that even if I changed this dress, I would be a ground worker."
You look at this one again. As soon as he entered our military department, "
Zhu Mao’s finger just happened to turn around after Chen Si got dressed, so you don’t need that classic broken gun belt mistake here. suluo has arranged directly for Zhu Mao to shorten the holster strap during the performance. When Chen wears a gun, the strap is too short, and the gun is pulled up. The image of the traitor clown instantly rises to a higher level. Seeing Chen Si’s smirk, her hands rested on her hips and her arrogance, it’s actually funny. The audience can’t help laughing again and again.
However, after exchanging roles, both of them unconsciously sewed into the most role style. Chen Si changed into the protagonist’s clothes and played a supporting role instead.
Chen Si, "You led the army."
Zhu Mao "what"
Not only is the language moving, but it is also perfect, and the gun in his hand is still so wretched, while Zhu Mao plays the positive figure with a straight waist and a straight pole.
Zhu Mao "Captain Ghost asked me to give you a message"
Chen Si, "What did the imperial army say?"
audience
"Ha ha ha ha"
"Ha ha ha ha ha"
In the short story line, the leading role and supporting role are exchanged, and when they perform, they are inadvertently returned to the color, and the cross-dressing detonation field is natural.
At that time, Chen Si became more and more excited about all kinds of tricks, and finally fell into a state of self-satisfaction. At this time, he suddenly reversed the contradiction and threw out a little joke.
"I have this appearance I can defect. I didn’t expect you, Zhu Mao, to defect in the revolution."
This sentence completely made the audience laugh.
"poof"
"That’s funny."